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Anonymous asked:
Sorry, but what;s the difference between transexual and transgender?
cornerof5thandvermouth Answer:
transsexuals hang from the ceiling and transgenders grow up from the ground
just chewed on my lip until it bled and my mom said it’s okay it will heal in a few days. painfully reminded the body really does just heal itself over and over again. theres somebody whos been trying to save me all along and its me
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one thing about me is that im a wiggler. you can count on me to squirm. even writhe, when the occasion calls for it.
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hey i was caramelizing your boyfriend and he uh. he stuck to the pan. yeah i didn’t deglaze it enough and he’s really burnt on there. i mean we can soak him for a while and see if we can scrape him up but i’m not optimistic. sorry.
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you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing
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